Splendidfalcon's definitions

on that bat

to be involved in an engaging manner

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."

by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016

otterbox girl

A young Latina or hispanic woman who, in return for her affection, expects you to give her small tokens of love and appreciation, such as an otterbox.

I asked my otterbox girl what her deal was, and she said, "Look, if ur gonna be comeen over here all da time, ur gonna hafta buy me a otterbox or suntheen."

by Splendidfalcon September 23, 2014

piler

An amount of defecation so voluminous that it creates a veritable "shitberg" which crests well above the waterline of the toilet.

I took a real piler this morning after eating so much last night.

by Splendidfalcon August 21, 2019