Pined

To get benched in a sport

You got pined and it's only the 3rd inning, lmfao

by Geotrio June 11, 2003

Pined

When you get so drunk that your sense of judgment in regards to the attractiveness of a female is lowered significantly

I only slept with her because I got pined last night

by Reggin6 December 10, 2018

Brandon Pineda Martinez

Kid who has small pepe and likes boys. Also has a boyfriend named Tyler Morrow. Thinks he’s fast but loses on track

That kid is not cool he’s probably named Brandon Pineda Martinez

by Ydkkff May 31, 2019

pigged

someone who has been rated and reviewed on the pigged.us website.

Have you been pigged?

by Jp Roberts March 17, 2008

pigged

Drunk

I walked into John's house and he was pigged at 9:00 in the morning.

by Vanilla55 June 21, 2016

Pinged

The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.

One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.

Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.

Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.

by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010

Pineda

A gay man that pretends too be straight with abnormally wide fat woman hips

Ew did you see those twins??Such pinedas.

by sydgirl123 October 1, 2015