picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

by Dick Thimble October 20, 2010

Pickin' from the kid's menu

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.

"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

by Gay Towers May 21, 2010

picking pox

a rash caused by a meth addict that has picked at their body and has sores everywhere resembling chicken pox

man that tweaker has a severe case of picking pox

by bellyboy65 September 26, 2012

Picking The Apples

A term used in drag meaning to slay your performance, work the croud, and (hopefully) plow the whole damn orchard!

"Damn, did you see that 8-count though?"
"Yaas, she is picking the apples hunnie!"
"He is PLOWING the orchard!*

by 24J.A.G24 August 5, 2016

Pickin

When someone tries to deliberately piss you/someone else off for no reason.

The man who worked at the Taco Bell drive through was pickin.

by Kyliewyliie February 12, 2018

Pickoey

A sacred language ONLY spoken by Phantom Smells and his disciples who don't exist yet..

“Oh damn you speak Pickoey? No way— are you a disciple of Phantom Smells? OR ARE YOU PHANTOM SMELLS???”
“Pickoey is such a cool language.. I wish I could learn it but I’m not a disciple of Phantom Smells.”

by n/i/c/k November 29, 2020

Blackberry Picking

Refers to a rum bunch of fellows that intend to visit a wealthy part of town to steal expensive mobile phones from peoples' pockets.

Blackberry; a popular brand of mobile (cellular) phone.
Picking; Pick pockets

A bunch of thieves might say "We're going blackberry picking up west" (Up west referring to the West End of London)

by stimpetta November 2, 2011