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pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog
that shit was incredible i peebledashed!
by paul December 25, 2003
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Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008
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butt pebble

(When you have large load to drop in the toilet) what the "large load" splits into, usually the size of pea gravel or marbles.
d00d i counted 50 butt pebbles in there....
by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008
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pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.
I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.
by ravenhiss September 15, 2003
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pobbles cobbler

When two or more men forcefully penetrate as many holes as possible on a woman. Then proceed to eat a nice fruit cobbler off of her vaginal region.
Mary, shall me you Billy and Collin try a pobbles cobbler?
by Blakob May 14, 2006
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pebbles

(n.) a small very amount of cocaine

See: birdies, stones, rocks, weight
"Now wait up; hold up; get it straight.
You push pebbles, I push weight."
by Colorful-Ice May 25, 2004
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PEBBLEDASH

The effect left on a toilet bowl after a wind-assisted crap. Its usually the result of drinking too much or eating too spicy food.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.
My 3 favourite Pebbledash Locations.
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.

2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy&not the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.

3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight
by 3_5hits_A_Day July 17, 2010
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