Definitions by drkratchet105
roflmfgdaograws
(verb) Extended version of rofl, lmao. 'graws' added by Naomi.
rolling on floor lauging my fucking god damn ass off getting rugburn as we speak.
rolling on floor lauging my fucking god damn ass off getting rugburn as we speak.
"roflmfgdaograws"
~Naomi
~Naomi
roflmfgdaograws by drkratchet105 October 17, 2008
butt pebble
(When you have large load to drop in the toilet) what the "large load" splits into, usually the size of pea gravel or marbles.
butt pebble by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008
George W. Bush
George W. Bush by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008
Maverick
The best roller coaster on Earth. Located @ Cedar Point. Starts with a 20 mph lift, 100' 95 degree drop, a few turns, an airtime hill that is teh pwnage, 2 zero-g corkscrews, a 70 mph launch, a few more overbanked turns, then the brake. Definitely *NOT* over 500' tall...as some people may say...
Maverick by DrkRatchet105 May 20, 2008
comcastic
(adj)
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
comcastic by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
comfuck
(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
comfuck by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
comcasted
(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
comcasted by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008