(verb) Extended version of rofl, lmao. 'graws' added by Naomi.
rolling on floor lauging my fucking god damn ass off getting rugburn as we speak.
rolling on floor lauging my fucking god damn ass off getting rugburn as we speak.
"roflmfgdaograws"
~Naomi
~Naomi
by drkratchet105 October 17, 2008
(adj)
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
(n)
also see noob.
n00b is the advanced version of noob.
1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or noob means.
2) also refers to someone who searches on urbandictionary.com to find out what n00b means.
also see noob.
n00b is the advanced version of noob.
1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or noob means.
2) also refers to someone who searches on urbandictionary.com to find out what n00b means.
by DrkRatchet105 April 07, 2008
(n)
personal fitness 1.
Describes a class that is required for highschoolers which notorious for forcing students to partake in things they do not wish to do, occasionally even more so than other classes. The most maddening of the units, however is the pool unit, as you always go to your next hour smelling like clorine and locker room.
personal fitness 1.
Describes a class that is required for highschoolers which notorious for forcing students to partake in things they do not wish to do, occasionally even more so than other classes. The most maddening of the units, however is the pool unit, as you always go to your next hour smelling like clorine and locker room.
kid 1: Damn it, i got PF1 next hour....
kid 2: Sucks to be you, I'm skipping.
kid 1: If you skip more than 1 day of teh pool unit you fail and you have to retake it...
kid 2: Phuck....
kid 2: Sucks to be you, I'm skipping.
kid 1: If you skip more than 1 day of teh pool unit you fail and you have to retake it...
kid 2: Phuck....
by DrkRatchet105 April 03, 2008
The best roller coaster on Earth. Located @ Cedar Point. Starts with a 20 mph lift, 100' 95 degree drop, a few turns, an airtime hill that is teh pwnage, 2 zero-g corkscrews, a 70 mph launch, a few more overbanked turns, then the brake. Definitely *NOT* over 500' tall...as some people may say...
by DrkRatchet105 May 20, 2008
(When you have large load to drop in the toilet) what the "large load" splits into, usually the size of pea gravel or marbles.
by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008