phoilet phobia

The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.

Hey man - are you still there?

Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Phootle

Acting foolish with your phone. Using it in a manor that upsets others around you. Such as , using the speaker function in public, unnecessary number of selfies, or using your phone instead of paying attention to something or someone.

I saw Karen on TV during the laker game with floor seats, but was acting a phootle. Was on her phone the entire game and got hit in the face by a ball.

by Jizo909 May 11, 2019

Phoofy

Phoofy is just another word for insanely dumb

someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..

by mo_UwU December 3, 2020

Phoot

A word that puts photo and feet together, essentially meaning feet pictures

Person 1: Hey she had nice feet
Person 2: Yeah I asked her for phoots

by Ren_Ten November 23, 2021

Pholas

A South African term for Relax. Don’t sweat. Don’t tatazel, just zazazel.

E joe, stop what you are doing, Pholas. Don’t lack, Don’t tatazel. Take it easy boy, there’s plenty of them in the sea.

by Pops Mabodlela December 4, 2021

Phonoluence

Influence by voice

When your physique is not able to influence , You should work on phonoluence .

by Ram Swami January 10, 2022

historical phonology

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.

Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019