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Phony War

The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.

However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.

The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*

WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS

Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."

6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024
mugGet the Phony Warmug.

G-phony

When you think the ride will have a G-force as you’re about to drop on the rollercoaster but you end up not feeling any force or weightlessness at all.
Oh no! Here we go!

Wait, I didn’t pass out and this just feels fast. That was a G-phony roller coaster.
by tigersharktax August 7, 2024
mugGet the G-phonymug.

Phony High

A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017
mugGet the Phony Highmug.

PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS

A person who by determination of social networks is privy to the fact you believe in GOD AND JESUS CHRIST they themselves are atheistic and make an off color spite based comment.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER formerly THE TOP EXECUTIVE in BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY says" "social status does not exist " in a YOU TUBE based video interview.
As knowing the fact this individual is suffering from gross indigency , a person leaving a restaurant who is well taken care of makes the most predictable PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESD COMMENT , " PRAY " and that individual being ANAL ALAN answer , " PRAY only exists , if you you self are generous as did it matter a PREY MENACE saved your LIFE in a natural disaster or would you have rather died knowing that fact they were that themselves that kind of low LIFE humanity.

All these ZOMBIE ASSHOLES are running around making PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS to supposed , " people who in their humble opinion are low life's I SCUM for their human transgressions.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021
mugGet the PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTSmug.

phony

by real_dude_ October 31, 2020
mugGet the phonymug.

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