phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 30, 2016

Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 8, 2019

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 8, 2019

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 14, 2019

Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy April 11, 2018

Phoner

Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.

"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"

by Allok January 9, 2013