phileopead

When young children show intense feelings of sexual desire of adults. Includes ages of up to 12years old. Beware of them. They will rape you and get away with it.

Ooh don't you think Grandma looks sexy today.. i joke, i'm no phileopead

i want to fork my babysitter because i am a phileopead

i love you, but i'm a phileopead.

make me icecream or i will phileopead you.

by asiyam July 26, 2012

phovering

the act of constantly looking at a phone in the hopes of a boy friend or girlfriend texting back.

i was phovering all night that my phone died

by joebob the hillbilly July 2, 2012

Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017

Phivos

Name of man who's both sexy like a Greek demi-god and sweet like a honeypot. Represents kindness, humour and wits. Someone with a beautiful tushy and an even more beautiful heart. A real cutie patootie.

Person 1: Wow, look at that hot ass teddy bear!
Person 2: Yeah, looks like a Phivos.

by kittycat96 November 19, 2018

phisey

A beautiful Cambodian girl who doesn’t give a fuck bout what anyone thinks of her and is progressing for the better. She may have a resting bitch face, but she is the sweetest you’ll ever meet, unless you treat her otherwise.

Damn Phisey is different.

by Mrsteallyourgirl October 12, 2019

Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

Frances Fox Piven

A real old lady from the 1960s, who really wants to collapse America.

Frances Fox Piven wrote parts of the Cloward-Piven strategy to use Welfare to bankrupt the country.

Frances Fox Piven's dream is coming true.

by andthewinneris October 14, 2011