petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012

Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

light petting

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006

PENTING

Penting-making out,suck face!(cape coloured slang for making out).
penting can also be used as(pent)when speaking about muffing.

kom ons gaan speel a bietjie penting.(lets go and make out)

ek wil met jou poes pent.(i want to make out with your cunt)

by deadly_forest_beast October 5, 2006

Pesting

To annoy someone by making the same request repeatedly.

The contractor was pesting us for an assignment. He called our office 3 times today.
My sister is pesting me to play games with her.

by TerminallyRory February 23, 2017

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013