Pewber Mulch

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.

" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010

petwetting

Very similar to bedwetting except instead of unknowingly urinating on your matress during your sleep, you unknowingly urinate on your pet. Or purposely. Your choice.

My puppy dog was sleeping in my bed and I had an accident and started petwetting all over him. whoops.

by elduderino111 March 10, 2013

Peewee

A peewee is something a young child has. It's young child because peewee also means small

Did you see that peewee
Yes

by Hshshshud March 31, 2016

peweee

To have a minuscule and inferior penis.

hi peweee

by bandwagon69 June 4, 2018

Pewee Herman

A crazy, overreactive homie that sniffed some cocaine with the hippie guy from cheech and chong and the stole their money...Pewee Herman said he was sorry, but then he just laughed and said he wasn't.

Let's go shoot up some vatos with my homie Pewee Herman.

by Jex Bonepartz August 6, 2006

PeeWee'er

A PeeWee'er is a member og the utilitarian totaldetermination squad, a person constantly trying to ruin good debates with diverse bullshit, such as "humans dont have free will" and such.

Most of them are to be found in Norway,
where the originater is located.

"What did he say? Sounds like a PeeWee'er to me!"

by Superman January 1, 2005

petwet

When you ejaculate and emit sperm into your belly button then your girl fingers it out and snorts a nice heavy line.

You'll never believe last night i offered my girl tghe petwet and she sneezed for two hours

by Josh Pettit November 7, 2007