pertle

1.(noun)A penis that shrinks up into the person's body, and then when eroused protrudes out.
2.(noun)An uncircumcised penis.

both same idea... a penis turtle

1.That tranny had a pertle, i thought it was a girl!!!
2.Jews can't have pertles.

by Nicholas Woodward October 11, 2006

pestler

(noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through the toilette paper. Also applicable to anal fingering.

Girlfriend: "Your fingernails are fucking disgusting!"

Guy: "Damn pestlers!"

by moldy anus March 17, 2009

peste

Any bumps or gross things on arms that can be passed on. Things that make girls cringe.

Tammy: Get your peste ass arm out of my face.
Jane: That guy Tim has a bad case of peste on his face.

by Tixe May 23, 2006

pistle winket

A condom (Commonwealth English).

Don't forget your pistle winket, mate.

by kyle347 May 30, 2011

Pettler

Someone who makes the habit of being sick after drinking and then pretending it's not them

Brian "Simon was sick in the bar but he's not admitting it. He totally pettled the bar"
Barry "Simon's such a Pettler".

by Dooooooooobo May 7, 2015

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016

pestertxt

When you're attempting to prepare for finals or some other important life event and your deadbeat friends keep pestering you with useless text messages.

Sorry for the pestertxt, good luck with your finals!

by A. Concerned Citizen May 17, 2016