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Get the perfect hatrick mug.A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
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“I think, if you look up ‘perfect relationship’ in the dictionary, you might just see a photo of myself and Eve.”
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by Kurt B. November 3, 2005
Get the Perfect Shit mug.Abnormally hightened sense of pitch perception, allowing one to do most (if not all) of the following:
* Correctly identify a musical note by name without any reference tone.
* Correctly sing a musical note at whim without any reference tone.
* Correctly identify the key a song is played in without any reference tone.
* Discern how sharp or flat a musical tone is, relatively speaking, without any reference tone.
Also (more accurately) called absolute pitch.
This ability, possessed by about 0.01% of the population, can be very helpful.......or almost useless.
No, you don't necessarily have to be born with it.
* Correctly identify a musical note by name without any reference tone.
* Correctly sing a musical note at whim without any reference tone.
* Correctly identify the key a song is played in without any reference tone.
* Discern how sharp or flat a musical tone is, relatively speaking, without any reference tone.
Also (more accurately) called absolute pitch.
This ability, possessed by about 0.01% of the population, can be very helpful.......or almost useless.
No, you don't necessarily have to be born with it.
Traci astounded the rest of her band by effortlessly naming random notes they played. She has perfect pitch.
by RXtasy March 4, 2005
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