percaholic

Similar to an alcoholic, but someone who is heavily addicted to Percocet pills.

“Yo dude I’m ‘bout to pop another perc”

“Dang again? You’re such a Percaholic!”

by Gtramp guy February 3, 2021

percanta

Lunfardo word for "whore", "courtesan", "masseuse".

Percanta que me amuraste. En lo mejor de mi vida, Dejándome el alma herida. Y espina en el corazón, Sabiendo que te quería, Que vos eras mi alegría

by percantacín November 3, 2022

0 Percent

A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.

Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.

by Dillweedman420 June 12, 2016

Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

Percabeth

The best ship humanly possible percabeth is just chefs kiss 🤌 its amazing

Person A: “wow those people look like a great couple”.

Person B: “they remind me of percabeth”.

by Pjo Attic January 9, 2021

Panty Perch

A girls smelly pussy.

Let's go trolling for some panty perch tonight.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003