We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013
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by mike sousa February 7, 2014
Get the peencil mug.Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.
"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
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