Pendleton

A hole in the ground, where no one really wants to live, and yet somehow it is still the largest town in Eastern Oregon.

Who'd want to live in Pendleton?

by PhiDaWiDahl August 8, 2008

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

penilemouthimplant

the act of getting a penis rammed down your throat.

blowjob, head, cock sucking, play the skin flute,

by Tasha January 13, 2004

Penile region

The area around your dick

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch

by Dididufjdjdidjsjciajsivuehcish May 3, 2017

penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.

Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).

by godog December 23, 2009

penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003