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Peg leg bitch 

Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.
Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?

I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"

Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
Peg leg bitch by Normalhonestman January 27, 2019
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Peg Room 

In military aviation, a room in which aircrew flight equipment is stored and maintained and that aircrew don/doff said equipment.
Maverick, when you’re done taking off your G-suit in the peg room, the skipper says he wants to talk to you...something about wanting some butts.
Peg Room by Ice Man 3548 February 24, 2021
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Peg Stand 

When a man is doing a keg stand while simultaneously getting railed by a chick with a strap on. Sometimes resulting in ejaculation on his own face.
“Did you hear about what Joey did at the party last night?”
“No, what did he do this time?”
“He did a peg stand with a tranny and broke the record.”

“I wonder how many more times he’s going to break his own record?”
Peg Stand by Creamyweasel69 July 6, 2022

peg leg maker 

A position in which one partner pulls on the other partners leg during sexual intercourse. Often times, this results in the severing of the limb at the knee or hip.
“Give me the peg leg maker” she cried. “Harder!”
peg leg maker by peggy_thepeglegger December 25, 2011

Peg a ginger day 

When you go out and peg a ginger
Lauren: Boyd I’m going to peg you
Boyd: No your not
Lauren : Yes I am it’s “Peg a ginger day
Peg a ginger day by D_Pizzle October 22, 2020
The peg 5 system is a farting system where you start with the level of sound from 5-10

A 5 is a standard fart
A 6 is a louder slightly elongated fart
A 7 is very impressive fart that may have two sections
A peg 8 in equally as impressive as a peg 7 but it has two equally long sections
A peg 9 does not happen alot. It has to be 5 of more farts in a row
A peg 10 has never been done.

After the number there then goe sa letter.

A is an aceptable smell that doesnt bother anyone
B is not pleasent
C is moan worthy
D is holding of the nose or haveing to breath heavily to avoid vomit
E means someone leaves the room.
'dude i totally just 6c'd!..it was awesome!what a peg 5'
Peg 5 by peg 5 boys November 15, 2009

Peg Leg Pirate 

It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.
me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!
Peg Leg Pirate by Ashley_mck February 18, 2009