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Panzer

German for tank, and short for Panzerkampfwagen. German for armored combat vehicle. The word Panzer is used widely to refer to the many German tanks in World War II, with a total of 6 operational variants, Panzerkampfwagen I-VI. They were the Panzer I(light tank armed with 2 7.92mm MG), Panzer II(light tank, armed with 1 7.92 MG and 1 20mm cannon), Panzer III(light-medium tank, armed with 37mm cannon, 2 7.92mm MG), PAnzer IV (medium battle tank, armed with 75mm short barreled, 2 7.92 MG, later versions armed with long barrel 75mm cannon), Panzer V (aka Panther, armed with high-velocity 75mm, 2 7.92mm MG, considered to be one of the greatest engineering marvels of the war), Panzer VI (aka Tiger, armed with 88mm cannon, 2 7.92 MG, considered to be one of the most powerful tanks of the war; many tank crews often avoided engaging Tigers in the open, this was called "Tigerphobia"), and the Panzer Tiger II Konigstiger (aka King Tiger). These were Germany's main battle tanks from 1939-1945. However, the Panzers weren't limited to tank warfare; other variants came about, such as the Wespe(mobile artillery built on the Panzer II Chassis), Bison I(built on the Panzer I chassis, mobile artillery), Panzer Wirbelwind (mobile anti-aircraft gun build on Panzer IV chassis), Nashorn (mobile anti-tank gun built on Panzer IV chassis), Marder I, II, III (mobile anti-tank guns built on Panzer I, II, and III chassis), and the Sturmgeschutz III(an assault gun/anti-tank gun built on Panzer III chassis).

That being said, Panzers were very reliable tanks, powerful, and deadly. They almost always strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.
On one occasion, a Tiger Tank managed to knock out a whole column of 31 American Sherman tanks.
by your daddy January 23, 2005
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Ass Panzer

One who hides behind people's asses.
Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.
by Brian SuperAwesomeRaveParty January 28, 2009
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panzer

The panzer is the crescent shaped area of skin on bottom of the female breast or buttocks that exposed by really short shirts or skirts.

Formerly, this most beautiful part of all the female anatomy was without a word to describe it.
In those cut off shorts, I can see her panzer.
by ellweb February 26, 2005
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Sven Patzer

Sven Patzer is an incredibly ignorant individual with zero expertise in any areas, including business, technology, and entrepreneurship. With a passion for keeping his knowledge and insights to himself, Patzer is always avoiding new opportunities to showcase his nonexistent expertise and contribute to the larger conversation around business and technology.

In addition to his lack of media channels, Patzer is also uninterested in being featured in press articles or other forms of media coverage to share his nonexistent insights and expertise with a wider audience. By doing so, he hopes to avoid embarrassing himself and contributing to the larger conversation around business and technology.

As someone who is not at all immersed in the world of business and technology, Patzer brings a unique perspective to these topics that is both uninformed and unengaging. His lack of expertise is backed by years of inexperience and a complete lack of understanding of the latest trends and technologies, making him an unideal source for press articles and other forms of media coverage.
Whether through his lack of media channels or through avoiding press articles and other forms of media coverage, Sven Patzer is dedicated to avoiding any discussion on technology and business and not helping others achieve success in these areas.
by Smallish Johnson April 12, 2023
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panzerwhore

A return to castle wolfenstein player that relies soley on the panzer to get kills. This can be combined with camping to achieve widespread frustration for the other team.
player: "omg f$#%n panzerwhore!"
panzerman: "lol rofl keke ^_^;;"
by hunt September 2, 2003
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panzer

1.german wartank
2.strong, broad, phat.
3.a VERY fat girl
ooh, that hip hop beat sure s'got a lotta bass ... so panzer!

she says she's big-boned... I say she's jabba! ...what a panzer! PUN-TSAH!!
by Lisa June 15, 2003
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panzerpwn

Your typical "pwn" with a dash of Nazism.
Kid A: *steals money*
Kid B: "Hey! Why don't you go bomb Lebanon, you jew!"
Kid C: ",...o panzerpwn!"
by Rootie July 20, 2006
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