Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Padook

1) When people named Jimmy do not complete tasks successfully or at all.
2) (noun Padooken) A clothing combination that involves a loud red polo with a tweed jacket from the salvation army.

You really padooked that up.
That is a nice padooken you have on.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padoodyhole

Warm and moist, similar to after a warm run and your balls stick to your legs. That's the best example I can give

My Padoodyhole quakes

by SmushyUrbanDictionary March 3, 2022

Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

Padonk

An abbreviated form of padonkadonk or badonkadonk. A nice round bubble butt varying in size and curvature. It can also refer to the sound and/or motion of a boucing booty.

Damn, did you see the padonk on her?! Or...
Must be jelly cuz jam don't padonk like that!

by davidrh1 January 17, 2006

Padora

Hindi word for someone who farts a lot.

After eating beans, Rajesh became a padora.

by Prabhakar November 20, 2006

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004