Sandusky pause

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.

Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.

by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

high paul cult

group of mouth breathers who haven’t touched grass in about a decade worshipping a teary eyed off his head paul mccartney. truly inspiring

“join the high paul cult today!”

by ziggysonmars December 2, 2021

Paula

The sweetest girl ever. Super reliable and you could probably tell her everything. Is super chill and will be there for you when you need it but also is the best to have a fun time with. Just the most fun girl ever. I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND HER AS A FRIEND. Good a volleyball and like everything. Super funny and a good partner in crime. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. If you have a Paula, you are set

“I’m going shopping with Paula”
“Aw really I love Paula she’s the best.”

by iamtoolazyforthis December 26, 2019

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

Jake Paul

Satan himself, His voice sounds like a fucking squeaky toy, oh and he's annoying as hell

Jake paul is a fucking shitty ass youtuber

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge November 16, 2018

Jake Paul

irrelevant, not important. An arrogant loud mouth bitch along with his brother, Logan Paul

"Omg, did she see Jake paul's new clickbait video"
"He's a piece of shit and cancer"

by Fuck team 10 February 8, 2018

pauls.caca

A TVD fan account that’s really funny

“Did you see pauls.caca’s tiktok today?”
“Yes I did, sussy baka mommy milkers uwu 🤪😍😭😫✨.”

by elephants in pajamas July 12, 2021