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Yellow Paging

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.
Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?
by superd4ve March 17, 2010
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T-Pained

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.
I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.
by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014
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THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005
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Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.
"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."
by SaintSAW December 27, 2009
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Pain-free

To be in a state of not feeling overt pain. A state of anti-inflammation.

The name for a Schiff brand (trademark) joint supplement that was later pulled by the FDA - as it was too blatantly a health claim in the name of the product, later renamed.

In common useage now, the term can indicate any mode of feeling good or feeling a lack of pain ... be it physical, mental, emotional, etc.
After healing from her injuries, she was relieved to again be pain-free.
by Candycasa December 3, 2009
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Pain-sponge

A pain sponge is a very strong person. They enjoy being vented to and "soaking up others pain" because they are extremely sympathetic. They usually never express their negative feelings, or tell people their problems, because they don't like to worry people. Pain sponges live for the sole purpose of making people happy. It can be dangerous to be a pain sponge or emotionally close to one (i.e. close friends, lover, etc.) because once they soak up enough pain (I note that it is a very high amount) they will have a breakdown, or the sponge will "squeeze the pain out" of themselves.
I just so happen to be a pain-sponge. I listen to other peoples problems but never share my own, because I wouldn't want to worry them.
by CoolioEmilio September 23, 2012
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Pain In The Ass

Something really annoying that really pisses you off.
Wake up everyday at 6 a.m is a real pain in the ass
by titas June 17, 2018
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