pathetic

somebody who does something really petty or horrible

That girl started crying because I wouldn't give her candy it's pathetic

by aj#1 September 30, 2015

pathetic

Any person that adds his or her name to urban dictionary in an attempt to gain popularity or make his or her self feel special or important.

Wow! You're so pathetic you actually put your name on urban dictionary? You should go kill yourself

by hellscowboy October 19, 2011

pathetic

A fat white guy who gets fired from Sears and beaches his car on a curb at Starbucks.

Alex is pathetic. Good stuff, man.

by Cassie Deuchemal April 25, 2004

Pathetic Idiot

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.

"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."

by A concerned Republican July 29, 2010

Pathetic

A fancier way of spelling the Kansas City Chiefs or referring to a football game in which the KC Chiefs are playing in

"This is so Pathetic."
"You mean the Chief's game"

by MaxxIsMadness September 19, 2011

Patheticies

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005

pathetiquette

feeling obligated to take action regarding something that has nothing to do with you or anyone you would normally have contact with

commenting on someones facebook status or profile picture change for lack of anything better to say. Just because you are informed of my facebook change, doesn't mean I need you to make a pathetiquette comment.

by bullfrogg October 8, 2010