temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

Pastor Peace

The pastor of Loomian Legacy, widely known by many of his loyal followers for his closeness with the lord. He is the bff of Sheep. He is also known for floor tv.

Pastor Peace has a big dick!

by Bark Bark 3000 February 21, 2021

Whip the pastor

To masturbate

Okay ewan I’m gonna go whip the pastor

by Bigboypapa69 June 10, 2020

PASTOR ZAMEER

When you have 300 sisters and you offer "ANTERTAINMENT" with the Queen then you are doing a Pastor Zameer .
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.

This guy thinks he can fool us by doing a 'Pastor Zameer' . We are not that naive.

by Kaal Nemi November 24, 2022

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee February 11, 2016

Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021

yahoo pastor

a fake pastor using his/her followers for money

Wow Kanye West may be a yahoo pastor

by @sibnoc August 27, 2021