A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.
Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.
Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...
Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...
by Son Bon July 17, 2011
Get the Plans Parasite mug.A breed of organic life, the X Parasites are the most dangerous species of sentient life in the universe. They can infest themselves in a host body, thereby creating them a new body to live in.
by FinalHazard April 25, 2004
Get the X parasite mug.Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.
by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005
Get the Penis Parasite mug.A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.
Sometimes reffered to as parasite.
Sometimes reffered to as parasite.
by RJ September 4, 2004
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by Little_Sedrick July 31, 2008
Get the piss parasite mug.A parasitic life-form that obtains a new host body by destroying the original and creating a copy.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.
by Mechacrazie2k August 12, 2005
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They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
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