paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.

paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down

by david.strakos November 18, 2022

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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive

The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing

The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

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Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

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