Paranoid

Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.

Paranoid is a good album man.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007

Paranoiding

The act of making people paranoid

ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft

Stop paranoiding me

by MyerFire January 19, 2019

Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.

Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.

by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011

Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.

Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia

by gyreaux November 22, 2019

Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021