Porcelain palsy

The temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.

I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.

by rev. ray July 30, 2016

Underfell Papyrus

The Edgy Angry Alternate Universe Counterpart To Papyrus. He's more popular than that cool skeleton and has all the girls, such as Akari.

Akari stopped as Underfell Papyrus loomed over her, an angry expression on his face as usual

by Rainy Melai October 26, 2017

papaya

Noun
The Cuban word for vagina

Ella tiene una buena papaya

by Ricky loves Lucy March 12, 2004

Pansy

A person who is weak and hyper sensitive, often acting like everything is a bigger problem than it actually is, and in most cases, beats themselves up over stupid things

That guy over there is such a pansy, he started crying because someone bumped into him in the hall, and than started insulting himself.

by A pirate who can read January 24, 2016

cerebral palsy

The term cerebral palsy refers to any one of a number of neurological disorders that appear in infancy or early childhood and permanently affect body movement and muscle coordination but don’t worsen over time. Even though cerebral palsy affects muscle movement, it isn’t caused by problems in the muscles or nerves. It is caused by abnormalities in parts of the brain that control muscle movements. The majority of children with cerebral palsy are born with it, although it may not be detected until months or years later. The early signs of cerebral palsy usually appear before a child reaches 3 years of age. The most common are a lack of muscle coordination when performing voluntary movements (ataxia); stiff or tight muscles and exaggerated reflexes (spasticity); walking with one foot or leg dragging; walking on the toes, a crouched gait, or a “scissored” gait; and muscle tone that is either too stiff or too floppy. A small number of children have cerebral palsy as the result of brain damage in the first few months or years of life, brain infections such as bacterial meningitis or viral encephalitis, or head injury from a motor vehicle accident, a fall, or child abuse.

person 1: hey lets go mountain climbing.
person 2: nah i cant, i have cerebral palsy, i might fall n bust my ass.

by charley cuppycake October 23, 2007

pansy play

football plays/playbook invented by John "Spot" and Jimmy "Weasel" at Redondo Union High School in the mid 60's which were comprised of quick passes that could not be defended. Probably the original "West Coast Offense" later coined and used in NFL by Bill Walsh and company.

When John and Jimmy started moving the ball downfield with the "pansy play" Larry, Dear Old Dad, Ears, Walter, David, Tyler and others could not defend it!

by jim christ January 28, 2009

Papskie

a word the old people sometimes use to refer to crap. just like they do with all the other wierd made up words.

Grandpa:i just papskied in my diper.

Teenager:papskie? whats that?

Grandpa:oh well its just another name for poop.

Teenager: oh i see. well im gonna go drop a papskie.

by tbrock January 28, 2011