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by Hunnid P November 14, 2017
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Insane Parent

A parent or guardian of one or more children that over reacts to their children's choices, beliefs, and/or privacy. Usually acting on their own ignorance to disprove or disrupt their childrens actions in a dramatic fashion.

Also shown on the Website Reddit as r/insaneparents where several people post screenshots or other kinds of evidence of their parents/gaurdian acting irrational.
"My insane parents just blocked all my friends from my phone."
"Oh yeah? My insame parents use a gps tracker to find out if I'm at work. And I'm 25!"
by Cool1Weirdo March 25, 2020
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Parent connect whore

When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
My mom is such a parent connect whore she knows i failed a test before i did!
by canesguy93 April 21, 2009
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ur gender neutral parent asexual

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*
by Danktonium March 8, 2018
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Papken

An Armenian name for someone that is one in a million, very rare, or unique. Armenian mythology states that when a Papken is born in foreign lands, he will reconquer all Armenian lands and restore the homeland in its entirety. He will unite all the Armenian tribes under one banner and place his son on the throne.
by GBoston University PHD February 3, 2010
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Third Parent

Legeslation or laws placing restrictions on people under 18.
Raising the Driving age to 18 is third parent Legeslatin
by Shane Scott June 26, 2008
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Lawn Mower Parent

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018
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