paducah pancakes

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokitman January 22, 2009

Paula Abdul

A smart beautiful woman who is the best at the many things she does.

Jennifer Lopez is an example.

by Lori March 14, 2004

paula

Character From Earthbound

Paula prays with her whole heart! A very subtle light engulfs Ness and his friends.

by linkis27 May 4, 2007

paula abdul

probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.

guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd

guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.

guy 1: fuckk that douchebag

by fugitive_ass June 11, 2006

paduda

Means anything you wan't it to.

I love eating paduda.

or

You get any paduda last night?

or

I have a big paduda.

by Andrew Worley April 20, 2005

PadSlap

When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)

"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."

by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015

Podulate

When anyone, particularly management, discourages independant thinking and works to create little peas-in-the-pod or podpeople.

The director of sales couldn't tolerate it when anyone disagreed with him so he made sure the managers would podulate the staff.

Everyone hated it when new staff were forced to podulate.

by Trauma girl July 18, 2009