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Pooticles

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A minute portion of fecal matter that is expelled during flatulation or defecation that is arosolized. Or is also arosolized when flushing poop down the toilet.
Did you know if you can smell a fart you are inhaling pooticles.
by JustJustine January 28, 2017
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Particle Phrase

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A word group consisting of a present or past particle and any modifiers, objects, and complements. A particle phrase commonly functions as an adjective.
"Particle" refers to any complementary thoughts, feelings, or actions toward any species in the Alligator family.
Sarah: "Alligator's, known to act as homing pigeons, are lovely!"
Alejandro: "Wow, good use of a particle phrase!"
APLC Teacher: "I said PARTICIPLE."
by nyandsarah September 27, 2010
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god particle

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A long predicted boson, comprised of three quarks (like neutrons and protons) created when two protons are smashed togethed just under the speed of light. This was finally accomplished in a particle accelerator between Switzerland and France, known as the Large Hadron Collider. Although created by two protons, the mass of the god particle is hundreds of times the mass of a proton. You are probably wondering "how is this so", seeing as though mass is neither created or destroyed. In fact, mass can be "created" by sacrificing an amount of energy given by Einsteins famous equation e=mc^2. The kinetic energy (speed) of the protons is converted into the extra mass of the god particle. The god particle's namesake comes from the fact that it supposedly gives mass to all other particles. However, I for one find this difficult to accept. After all, nothing can cause itself to exist. Such a thing would be timeless and immutable, and would therefore have no reason to interact with anything else. Quite to the contrary; it has been proven than every part of our universe interacts with every other, to the point where it is impossible to look at any one part in isolation. Instead, we must look at systems of interaction and interdependence. The fact of the matter is, how could the god particle give itself mass?
In other news, the world-renowned "Stephen Hawking" bets that one day the god particle will be responsible for the end of the universe. Apparently, it'll cause some kinda spacial vacuum to spread in all directions at the speed of light until is consumes everything.I've got a problem with that, too. How could a vacuum traveling at the speed of light catch up and annihilate a photon traveling away from the source at the speed of light? I probably don't understand it correctly. Or maybe no one understands it correctly.

All in all, the higgs boson AKA 'god particle" was a relatively uninteresting discovery with little hold on real life, just like the rest of quantum physics. The only reason it is well known is because of it's controversial name.
Why the fuck did you look up god particle on Urban Dictionary?
by Dune define July 12, 2015
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Pericles

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A greek god, who makes every girl drool. And plays lacrosse.
That Pericles is good in my pants.
by g-lax#42 May 24, 2009
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Rainbow Parties

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A party where many girls put lipstick on and give guys oral sex, produing a rainbow pattern on the male body part.
Only sluts go to rainbow partys
by Krn-Z October 2, 2003
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Pesticles

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Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.
Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Particle

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The area of office space that is smaller than a cubicle. A "par"ticle.... The space you are given when you are not cool enough for an office.
Would you please step into my particle for our meeting.
by dillondog May 13, 2014
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