Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.

by ITman May 4, 2008

proximity mine

Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.

"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."

by Pantanto April 30, 2004

blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006

Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.

All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.

by Robin L. June 3, 2010

proxycock

The act of a person sucking a cock by proxy for a reward.

Dude!, can you proxycock this guy so I can get this car!?

by Reverend Nasty January 20, 2009

Proxy Embarrassment

Empathetic embarrassment felt for the sake of another who is incapable of shame or unaware that they should feel shame.

Seeing that guy dance sets my proxy embarrassment off.

Whenever Glenn Beck has a freakout on TV, I feel proxy embarrassment.

Even though she tries hard, I can't listen to her singing without it setting off my proxy embarrassment.

by Bellingson February 24, 2010

proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...

As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.

by igottago... July 29, 2011