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Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.
His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.
by pornstitute April 6, 2019
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ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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ProstiTuition

To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.
Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.
by Tha Cuddla April 21, 2004
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prostitucious

we saw a prostitucious looking woman checking out the make-up counter.
by jimmy henry May 12, 2008
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prostitutionist

A person who was in a long term relationship recently turns single and is off sleeping with every man/woman she/he meets to attempt to fill the void left by their partner. Prostitutionists can be spotted by the attire she wears, and that sexual desire that every man/woman seeks when trying to find a partner. Usually prostitutionists use the other for their gain financially, sexually, or personal gain.
Me and bobby just broke up, I swear I don't think I can date another. Yeah, because you are out there busy being a prostitutionist!
by deadsleep December 24, 2013
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prostituition

the act or practice of engaging in sexual acts in order to pay for college education
To meet her student-loan payments, Beth resorted to prostituition.
by Dhornsby June 26, 2010
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prostitutinal

adj.
having qualities and characteristics of a prostitute or hooker. see slutty.
With the fishnet stockings and hot pink platform high heels,Leah was looking quite prostitutinal.
by Megan Simon November 6, 2007
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