provisions

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.

Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.

by shady2ton August 15, 2007

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016

proportionally inaccurate

A person who when you see them looks built strangely. This does not apply to people with any form of disability or a midget. Someone who is proportionally inaccurate looks as if when god was creating them he skipped a few steps or messed up when doing the math to find the right proportions.

My math teacher kinda walks funny. I think it may be due to her proportionate innacuracy. Shes proportionally inaccurate

by Mynameisrrlakeoswego November 6, 2009

Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation

Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion

by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005

out of proportion

1.off the hook
2.some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun
3.badass

that mutha fuckas truck is out of proportion.

by only in matts okee February 21, 2007

Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

by aaron28 January 4, 2012

biblical proportions

Something that happens on such a huge scale it could be biblical- ie in the bible. So when Jesus walked on water or performed one of other many miricles they are considered on bibical proportions, after all they're in the bible.

This event is of biblical proportions!

by Aceizace April 18, 2004