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prodigal sex

A term describing wasteful, excessive and qualitatively unconscious sexual conquests.
He’s a guy who tends to have weeklong relationships that regularly come crashing to a halt based on his compulsive habit of prodigal sex.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019
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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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Prodoucher

Noun -

1. Mainly used in reference to a film/tv or VFX producer who predominantly has douchebag-like traits.

2. A professional douchebag who partakes in creating or assisting in the creation of an organized douche-like event or production.

3. An individual who is unfit for their job/profession and in charge of planning for things which he/she does not comprehend. Usually in over their head on an intellectual and capacitive level.
Usage:

"Wow, I am working for the worst prodoucher right now."

"This is yet another project organized by a typical prodoucher."

"He's such a prodoucher, he needs to quit life."
by VFXWizard December 6, 2010
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Produce the spruce

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!
by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019
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frog prodder

Penis. Specifically an erect one being used to assist a friend with a sore throat to remove the frog that makes their voice croaky.
Your voice is croaky, it sounds like you have a frog in your throat, would you like to use my "frog prodder" to see if we can loosen it.

With plenty of practice you can become very talented and even shoot the little bugger and maybe wash him down.
by rizzle69 July 1, 2005
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Executive Producer

The Executive Producer (Devoidus Moralitus) is considering to be one of the most dangerous and superficial non-human species to have ever roamed the earth.

These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.

The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.

Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.

If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
"My grandfather passed away but the Executive Producer said we have to postpone the funeral until the show is delivered."
by Viking Wisdom March 30, 2018
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Mr Producer

A verb to perform online Akido to shine light upon a subject to millions
by Will05.h June 14, 2023
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