poundcake

The fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go. Scientifically speaking, it sits in the area whereupon the pants, held up by the belt, attempt to conceal it, resulting in a bulbous, cake-like structure.

Steve: If I were 40 years older I'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice.

Chromulox: I know, she tries to hide it under her belt but subsequent sub-poundcakes form.

by Gibbon Prince March 10, 2008

poundcake

you get yo ass whipped for chips

soon as you aint around jake
you get yo ass whipped for chips
now thats the real definition of poundcake

by lloyd banks September 9, 2004

Poundcake

The dumbest name for a cat.

Steve named his cat poundcake. Steve is real stupid.

by xygote April 6, 2017

Poundcaking

The act of cupcaking, except with fat chicks.

Ron is a chubby chaser. I saw him poundcaking with Precious.

by Burster September 11, 2011

Vermont Poundcake

Since the state of Vermont has a lot of queers, I've decided to name it after something. I used it When you take a shit freeze it until hardened, then you begin to dock with the turd.

Rickey Martin took a shit, froze it, and gave it to Clay Aakin so he could dock with it. That's how a Vermont Poundcake works.

by Jakepez November 21, 2010

poundcake

When you shit on someones chest

I poundcake in your general direction

by scott January 17, 2004

Poundcake

A black person who throws their own race under the bus, taking the side of abusive police tactics.
Based on Bill Cosby's famous Pound Cake speech: "Looking at the incarcerated, these are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake! And then we all run out and are outraged, 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"

He's such a poundcake, he thinks Rodney King got what he deserved.

by spooz September 6, 2016