PMS 

The time between when a woman ovulates and the first days of her menstrual period.

A socially constructed phenomenon used by women everywhere as an excuse to bitch!

The excrutiating menstrual pain caused by uterine muscles contracting is very real.

Mood swings, bitchy-ness etc are not!!

PMS DOESN'T MAKE YOU BITCHY, YOU MAKE YOURSELF BITCHY.

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.



and no, I'm not PMSing.

PMS by j0813 March 11, 2005

PMS 

some thing girls have because their uterus is screaming at thier brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby.
and it makes them angry.

DOOD!!! that chick is PMSing really bad better stay away.

PMS by Fredrica Hief May 8, 2005

PMS 

You all have it all wrong...PMS only stands for one thing...Putting up with Mens Shit...and thats a 24/7 thing...and this true definition that is a year round event!

Girl, my man is being a pain again...and he doesnt understand why I get mad and freak out on him about it...and now I have PMS...AGAIN!!

PMS by hammergirl001 January 23, 2008

PMs 

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

PMs by Ralph March 22, 2005

PMS 

Acronym: Protesting Male Stupidity.

The Metoo movement is a PMS to Donald Chump.

PMS by smjgJsbjgsm October 27, 2018

PMS 

Pissed at Men Syndrome

Boy: hey

Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing

Girl: im sorry i love you!

Boy: i love you too

Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!

PMS by TheUsual3 April 24, 2010

pms 

period mood swings
when girls have there periods and get all moody

that girl is deffanatly pmsing

pms by chrissy May 13, 2005