Definitions by MySister

PMS 

PMS

P = Punish

M = Men

S = Severly

She has PMS, so get the hell outta the way or die!!

PMS by MySister April 8, 2008

Marriage 

The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.

Man: With this ring I thee wed

Woman: With this ring I thee OWN

Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark

Marriage by MySister April 8, 2008