Marriage

The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.
Man: With this ring I thee wed

Woman: With this ring I thee OWN

Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
by MySister April 08, 2008
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PMS

PMS

P = Punish

M = Men

S = Severly
She has PMS, so get the hell outta the way or die!!
by MySister April 08, 2008
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