pleahab

The term used to describe the calculated legal maneuver of preemptively sending a misbehaving celebrity to rehab in an effort to avoid jail time.

“The famed celebrity defense attorney, representing the latest lifestyle victim of not-so-young-anymore Hollywood, has proactively checked his client into a nearby rehab facility hoping to sway the judge’s upcoming ruling away from time in jail—a tactic known in legal circles as a “pleahab” deal.”

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

pleaserwhore

A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.

"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."

"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

by dozey12 September 23, 2012

Pudding Please!

The greatest food ever created. Lucky kids across the nation are served this delicacy in their school cafeterias. Also a favorite among Tyrannosaurus Rex.

T-Rex: Hey kid, gimme that Pudding Please!
Kid: Fuck off, dino douche. This is my Pudding Please.

by tooth-paste November 12, 2012

Please Believe

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

by mika July 4, 2003

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I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

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by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.

Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

by 00moon00 July 21, 2019

Pleaverage

Leverage, or mechanical advantage, applied to pursuits of pleasure, such as yoga or sex

Chick: Why y’all dudes dig it doggie style against walls, tables and floors?
Me: Pleaverage

Instructor: Let’s practice poses with straps and blocks

Student: Yay Pleaverage

by Todd-Tex January 2, 2018