a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018

by Tehteh___ August 30, 2018

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.
by 1561 March 19, 2017

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.
by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."
"What a Pitt Fiend!"
"What a Pitt Fiend!"
by Anarchist October 19, 2003

When a guy stays with a high maintenance, high impact woman, despite her numerous kids and unsettling quirks, because the sex is just THAT good.
Jack is totally pulling a Pitt on Diane. He told me she bought another china doll last week, and her daughter knocked over his new Harley.
by TheTempest January 30, 2009

by sydhasno80085 June 2, 2021
