Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

pingers

another word for ecstasy tablets

"lets get on the pingers tonight Paps!"
"ok what you got?"
"Some Red Mitsi's!!!"
"Lets get RRIIIGGHHHTTT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!"

by Permanence December 18, 2009

Dirty Pigeon

Hanging one's arse over a balcony and defecating on another's head.

Charlie dropped a Dirty Pigeon all over Lloyd, and his dinner and his girlfriend. It was the greatest Dirty Pigeon you ever saw.

by BigBear & Papa Smurf May 11, 2008

Pigeon Crawl

To Pigeon Crawl or go Pigeon Crawling is when you or a group of friends each down a bottle of Nyquil and go jerk off in the bathroom of a Chuck-e-Cheese.

Me and 3 of my dude friends had a pigeon crawl last Wednesday... what a mess.

by Yum--cake balls December 27, 2010

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Pigeon Fucker

Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to sexual predators who take advantage of emotionally vulnerable newcomers.

Keep the new girl away from John B. He's a notorious Pigeon Fucker.

by Bill Wilson July 22, 2008

pingers

An Australian slang term referring to ecstasy pills (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine). Other slang terms include: e, eccy, disco biscuits, XTC and molly.

"Hey davo got any pingers?"
" I had so many pingers last night I was tripping balls"

by pingas4dayz February 28, 2017