jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

padawan

A student of the force. A learned youngin. One that has the ability to posses great power, but has yet to achive all knowledge of the force. One who wants to know more.
Until you are the master of masters, you are all someones padawan.

You are learning well my young padawan
Teach you I can not young padawan.
Too old to teach you are young padawan.

by oj1_willi July 23, 2005

padasity

the area of the body that is equidistant to the ass-pussy-and dick

(usually used when describing fags)

Stop being such a padasity.

by Jeffwe December 13, 2006

Phad

Cool, or basically epic.

The new Iphone is phad as heck!

by Aligurrrrl April 28, 2011

phadangler

a petty thief or crackhead;someone looking for the hookup.

willy is nothing but a phadangler,he tried to sell me his gandtees houseshoes for five dollors.

by kennykain July 18, 2003

Padavich

Padavich is the last name of any badass motherfucker if its not your last name then fuck off you dont deserve it.

Hey do you know Zane? Zane who? Padavich..... Oh shit watch the fuck out for that kid!

by The baddass mofo July 6, 2011

pahdahwauke

In the region of the Philippines, when a midget on a donkey circles 720 degrees around you and then, the good part, stops to give you a blowie.....The donkey not the midget. * The midget will bang your wife if your not careful though.

Holiday, lets get a pair of pahdahwaukies.

Hey pahdahwaukies for the whole crew on me guys.
That pahdahwauke was shockingly scary but oddly satisfying.

by martino sheeno March 6, 2014