maxine_pads

The best bestie I could ever ask for he's so amazing and cool ☹️🙏
I love u max <3

maxine_pads is cool 😍🙏

by Homosexualmanwhosnotcool February 21, 2021

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 7, 2024

Thigh pads

Atlanta slang for guns

“I got them Thigh pads on me bitch”

by Handysfromrandy December 2, 2024

Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.

Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!

by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023