Pawnee, Indiana

Current slogan:
"First in friendship, forth in obesity."

The home of Leslie Knope, your Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation.

Pawnee is a city with low operating costs and a sizable labor pool. Its infrastructure is efficiently developed and its citizens are moderately well educated, making it an acceptable location for business. Growth in Pawnee is slow and steady, but Pawneeans say that what isn't bolted down can be improved. The city is dedicated to maintaining its progress through reasonable expansion and sound planning.

Pawnee is not a tourist Mecca, but this fact has made it a somewhat desirable location for those looking to get away from the crowds. Whether it's taking in a community theater play in the park, guided tours of old Wamapoke hunting and burial grounds, or just shopping in a chain store on Main Street, there's always at least one thing to do on the weekends. The city has several hotels.

Wife: "Hubby, where should we go on vacation?"
Husband: "How about a place with rich history, thriving arts, and cultural activity..."
Wife and Husband (in unison): "PAWNEE, INDIANA."

by AnisaLou February 23, 2011

Pawnoz

Sly word for Pornography.

Person 1: Yo check out this pawnoz!
Person 2: Oh lawd is that pawnoz? fap-fap-fap

by Robzor562 January 13, 2010

Pawnch

A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.

Operative Badger: "FALCON..."
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*

by The Lawn November 18, 2007

Pawned

The word "pawned" is sometimes used for the exaggeration and boasting of a won game of chess. It can also be used by a player with a significantly advantageous position that feels the urge to taunt or aggravate his or her opponent.

I just pawned you with the two move checkmate.

Bobby Fischer pawned Boris Spassky in the Reykjavik World Championship, thus pawning the Soviet Union's domination of world championships.

by darkinformer17 January 3, 2011

pawnshoppery

the art of pawnshopping

there is some serious pawnshoppery going on right now. we're mad chill

by boja April 8, 2006

Pawned

The word pawned is frequently thought of as a mispelling of pwned or pwnd, and this is likely true. However there is much debate as to the pronunciation of this word. People could have a scientific discussion as to whether to use the vowel cluster "aw" or "ow" however that would waste much time. Since people sound gay when they say "powned", so it is generally accepted as "pawned" and means to own something, but not in a literal sense, such as a prison bitch.

1. I pawned your grandmother last night in a game of strip poker
2. We certainly pawned that blind kid in CS:S

by Turpentine September 21, 2005

pawnshoppable

Any stolen items good enough to sell at a pawn shop for cheap cash to feed your meth habit.

I stole CDs from my roommate and they are SOOOOO pawnshoppable, dawg!

by gregjockca September 9, 2010