Anchovy Paste

The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.

I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.

The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.

The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

Bro paste

When your bro needs to take a shit but, there are no bathrooms in site. As a result, you be a bro and let him use your chest.

Bro: Yo my dude, I really need to shit. There's no bathrooms around, though.
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro

by Bro paste official March 3, 2018

ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.

Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?

by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011

Cut and Paste Activist

A recent phenomena that has increased with the popularity of Facebook where individuals who used to mail out chain letters can now show their friends how much they "care" by simply cutting & pasting a status update about a hot political or social issue. It is clear that this person really cares based on the "effort" dedicated to the cause. God forbid they actually volunteer some of their time or donate a few bucks to the cause - no they've made the ultimate sacrifice of select, copy & paste & we're all better thanks to their efforts.

The whole Casey Anthony verdict has the Cut and Paste Activists going bat shit crazy on Facebook.

by Truthteller1629 July 30, 2011

Teeth Paste

A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.

This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017

Lady paste

Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.

Ruddy heck, look at all that lady paste on my cock!

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Dick Paste

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010