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Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019
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Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔
Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag
by Drexaaaa December 2, 2019
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Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money
Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT
by Junior ojel May 30, 2022
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March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.
Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!
by ratadin March 13, 2024
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