floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions

Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"

by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

Outlet Hog

A person who plugs electronics into outlets that end up taking more space than it should and blocks the usage of other outlets.

YO, frank, you could have easily plugged your cell phone charger on the bottom outlet so that it would have space for mine. Your such an Outlet Hog.

by S.C.R August 12, 2008

Outlet Boy

One of Americas upcoming rap artist, he is equivalent in skill as T.I., Kanye West, Cassidy and all the top notch rap artiest. He is unique and is as fresh as can be !

"Outlet Boy" Is a also term used to describe extreme awesomeness and hotness and strength, a perfect person. Used to describe someone that every girl likes.

Very Hot Girl #1 - Wow Look at Alex he is so Outlet Boy !

Very Hot Girl #2 - Yea, so totally, he is so buff, hot and perfect !

Alex- Oh thank you, I get that a lot.

by Hot Beyonce May 15, 2009

Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas

Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.

I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!

by Garyism August 4, 2018