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Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
by .hawx April 10, 2016
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oplenger

oplenger is an absolute fucking unit. He pulls bitches from left to right and had the best youtube channel.. bombinatee you should definitely subscribe to such a handsome man.
jasper mortan: woah who is that?
otto martin: that’s my daddy oplenger hes on top!
by secrets08986 October 16, 2022
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openerance

Being left on opened on online chatting apps.
"Openerance! Why would she do that! She left me on opened!"
by z.tastic December 18, 2024
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Opener

The first move, action, or introduction that sets the tone for what follows. In music, it is the first song of a show. In gaming, it is the first move in battle. In conversation, it is the first line used to break the ice.
The band’s opener last night had the whole crowd hyped.
by Ash_1101 September 10, 2025
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Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them
i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat
by chrineyy May 4, 2010
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can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question
girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you
by taconesh February 25, 2011
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Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.
Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013
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