Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

Oil Change

When two gay guys are having sex in doggy style, and the guy receiving cums before the guy doing the thrusting cums inside the first guys ass.

"I heard Ethan and Aaron did an oil change this weekend."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."

by AGuyWhoHatesAaron April 11, 2025

Oil change

Men's ejaculation by having intercourse.

He didn't have fun for a while.Time for an oil change.

by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018

Oil Change

The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.

Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?

Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.

by DCShred96 March 3, 2017

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

Dominican oil change

A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.

We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.

by Pertplus111 October 18, 2020