A term used to describe the penis of a man who has had anal sex with a person who is suffering from diarrhea.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Robert? He was giving it to this chick in the back door when next thing you he ends up with an orange ostrich.
by RathRuff December 10, 2008
Get the orange ostrichmug. 1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.
by Dirk Kuyt May 22, 2007
Get the Ostrich Painmug. by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011
Get the Ostrich Creammug. by Nosrac October 2, 2006
Get the Ostrich Stranglermug. A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009
Get the Ostrich Jokemug. When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.
Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019
Get the ostrich legmug. by The not so lonely ostrich October 2, 2018
Get the Cozy ostrichmug.