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orphey

To rub ones nipples, and itch their crotch all in one fluid motion. This motion takes years of practice, and sometimes involves complicated movements, such as lifting ones sweater up over their head, baring their chest, and rubbing in large circles
"Roy orpheyed when he was about 3 inches away, talking to me"
by Agent Dingle April 20, 2008
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The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009
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Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.
JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.
by Jbrym May 8, 2008
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orphan jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.

Why don't orphans' play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you stop a bus?

Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011
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orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.
James was raised in an orphanage.
by Dr_dude May 9, 2014
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orphan obliterator

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area
Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday
by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 27, 2021
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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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